The
Menno News Jokes
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Q. Why do Mennonite women always wear long sleeves?
A. Because they refuse to bear arms.
Submitted by wbeachy@erols.com
Q. How many Mennonites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 20. One to screw in the light bulb
and 19 to make the meal.
Q. What do you call a good looking girl in a Mennonite
church?
A. A visitor.
Q. How do Mennonites take baths?
A. First they
fill the tub up, then they put in the water.
Q. What is a Mennonite ethical dilemma?
A. Free dance
lessons.
Q. How do
you know Adam was a Mennonite?
A. Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be
tempted by a fruit?
Q. Why do Mennonites never have sex
standing up?
A. It might lead to dancing.
Q. What do you get when you cross a
Mennonite and an octopus?
A. I don’t know what you call it, but it sure can
pick tomatoes.
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